Short story #1

Have you ever had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and didn’t see a toilet to use? Perhaps 24-year-old Jason Francisco dropped by on a midnight run.

Before this incident occurred, Jason asked the toilet’s owner if he could have it since the woman was moving. The woman, of course, said no, but Jason did not like her response. The toilet was stolen on July 14, 2023. The investigation continued for some weeks before Jason was caught. There, he admitted that he had stolen the toilet at 2 a.m. and then had one of his friends drop by in their truck to pick him and the stolen object up.

I’d say Jason did a “poopy” job of stealing that toilet.

Short story #2

Have you ever gone shopping, but couldn’t find your item on the shelf? If your answer is yes, you are not alone. 49-year-old Rebecca Taylor went to a Walmart one day hoping to purchase a child. Sadly, Walmart doesn’t sell children. Still with high hopes, Victoria went on a mission to find her a child. Luckily she ran into a mother and offered her thousands of dollars for her son. The mother said no multiple times, but that did not stop Rebecca’s pleading. Instead, she continued to up the price, hoping the mother would give in. Later, the pair exited the store but were soon followed into the parking lot. This time Rebecca was not alone, but had a female companion. The two then began screaming the little boy’s name, even though the mother never told them it. Authorities arrived and de-escalated the situation. The desperate shopper was later charged. Rebecca is now in Walmart’s history for committing one of the weirdest crimes!

Maybe Rebbeca should hit up a Costco next time.