Story #1
Imagine driving in your car. You look up and see liquid splatters on your windshield. You believe it is rain, so you think nothing of it. Then you notice how everyone is staring above your car. You get curious, so you step outside and see a man dangling from a traffic light urinating on your car.
41-year-old David Martinez was arrested by Mertyl Beach police after many calls about a man hanging from a traffic light and vandalizing cars, with repetitive kicks, saliva, urine, and even fecal matter.
Guess he wanted to see life from a different angle.
Story #2
Have you ever heard of a white lie? It’s when you tell a certain part of the truth without specifying what you mean. In this case, a man said he was a wizard, but in reality, he was only a wizard on a ” virtual reality game.”
Unfortunately, a man in Iran made the mistake of believing the wizard’s white lie. The “wizard” convinced the man that he was invisible. Because of this, the man thought it would be a good idea to rob a bank since no one would be able to see him.
The man was immediately arrested and protested In court about how he was tricked. He stated that he had paid the “wizard” $290 in exchange for invisible spells. The man was found guilty, while the “wizard” was never to be found.
Poor guy, he thought it was a transparent investment. Perhaps the Wizard of OZ would have been of more use.
Story #3
All dogs go to heaven, they say. But have you ever wanted your pet to live forever? If so, please don’t try to kidnap any scientist to do so.
On July 20, 2018, a Florida man kidnaps a scientist to make his dog immortal. At first, he tried everything he could to figure out how to experiment on his own but kept failing. Later, he followed Ryan, Lockhart, who is a doctor and scientist from the Southern University of Florida home. Then, he forced him into the trunk of his car. When they arrived at the Florida man’s home, he explained what he wanted Ryan to do. The scientist felt threatened, so he cooperated and pretended to help until officers arrived, and arrested the kidnapper.
Should have got Bill Nye instead.
